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SAILOR FAILURES + TUXEDO WISDOM + ASK A PRETTY SOLDIER + DUMPLING HEADCANON
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Look what I found in my basement! Allow me to add some excerpts from these “novels”.
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Nephlite stood on the lawn below.
“Master!” Princess Diamond held up her box and grinned crazily. “I have the crystal! I’ll drop it to you!”
Nephlite smiled. “Good girl,” he said, raising his hands. “I’ll catch it.”
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“Whatever that crystal is,” she declared as her headband glowed gold, “you can bet your stupid purple face that you won’t get it!”
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Seeing the princess’ hidden beauty, Serena couldn’t help but wonder if Melvin was a hottie beneath his giant glasses.
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Darien unfolded the letter and quickly read it. A shadow settled over his face as he read the name at the bottom.
“‘Tuxedo Mask.’”
“I know. Corny, huh?” Andrew laughed. “I wonder what kind of an idiot came up with a name like that. It sounds like some crazy super-hero in a romance novel.”
GIVE ME THOSE BOOKS
Man I have been planning on buying these terrible things and either scanning or just re-typing them as .PDFs and uploading them, because they are a wonderfully, woefully unexplored clod in this fandom. They are so ridiculously pointless it is beautiful.
More!
HAHAHA OH MY GOD, they actually had a few of those at my old library and…they were really something else. What surprised me though (and I didn’t find this out until later), was that they actually covered some of the ‘missing’ episodes too! Namely the one with the fortune teller and Umino being a little jerk, and the one where they meet Sakiko at the summer house (and they kept her original name too, which was even more surprising). Of course, it naturally had all the hammy moments of the dub too, and Usagi/Serena did a TON of fourth-walling in the first volume, too.
…and come to think about it, Mangafox actually has scans of the volumes here should you ever want to read it! I should probably do that myself soon since I only read the two they had at the library ahah TwT
oh GOD this link
I know what I’ll be reading.
Sailor Honey Moon: An excerpt from Smile Books’ Sailor Moon #8 - Diamond’s Not...
An excerpt from Smile Books’ Sailor Moon #8 - Diamond’s Not Forever
Darien’s lips curled into a small smile.
“Good thinking, Andrew,” he drawled. “I guess your charming philosophy of giving as much love as possible actualyy comes in handy every once and a while.”
Andrew frowned. “Just because you’re not a people person doesn’t mean you have to make fun of me.”
“Being your best friend gives me that right.”
“Don’t start with me, Darien.”
“Andrew, it’s just how I show you I care.”
“A simple ‘I care’ would do.”
“I couldn’t say that. I’m not a people person, remember?”
jane's journey into the world of bad sailor moon fanfic
♥ Raye: "I am happy for you. Darien I ask you to love and take care of her."♥ Darien: "I already have."
♥ Raye: "What did Darien mean eariler about he has already taken care of you?"
♥ Serenity: "Last night he took off my clothes."
♥ Raye: "Did he take off your panties and bra too?"
♥ Serenity: "Yes."
♥ Raye: "Did he have sex with you?"
♥ Serenity: "Yes."
♥ Raye: "Did it feel good?"
♥ Serenity: "Yes it did."
Tagged with: #tell me more #reblogged #Sailor Moon #fanfic #Sexy Times #Beige Prose #Rei #Mamoru #Usagi
Reblogged from magic-cancel
They walked up behind and watched, this guy (Let it be known, people tend to think Amara is a dude so … deal with it stupids and people who are smart … good for you. *claps for smart people*.) When “he” finished he turned around.
“Hello ladies,” ‘he’ said with a small smile. “Want to try it?”
“I will!” Serena said excitedly, and sat in the chair opposite. (You all know how this ends, unless you came here to see what sailor moon is all about in that case you are retarted or mentally challanged. Take your pick.)
Brackets are the original author’s notes. I- what?
Tagged with: #Offensive #Foreshadowing Shmorefadowing #Splelngi #Author's Notes #Sailor Uranus #Haruka #Amara #Anonymous #submission
Rini was just entering the room where the scouts where sleeping after rini put sleeping postion in there tea. Rini was about to look for the sliver crystal, but what she didn’t know was that serena didn’t drink the tea and was waiting for her serena then grabbed rini from behind and picked her up for will you know. “guess what? I didn’t drink the tea”. Serena said. Rini then turned her head in shock. “sneaking that sleeping postion in the tea, you need to be spanked”. Serena said and thenwith 1 swat spanked rini’s buttom. Rini twiched in shock. “now tell me where your from and who you are, and why you are after the sliver crystal?” serena said. Serena slap rini’s poor buttom again which made tears to start to from in rini’s eyes. After a few seconds, there was no response from rini, and so serena slapped rini’s buttom again, which made rini start to cry her eyes out. “even if you do cry I wont forgive” serena said and once again slapped rini’s again which made rini cry even more. As the moon symbol began to appear on rini’s forehead, luna-p which rini dropped when serena grabbed her, was watching what was happening to rini and decided to use its powers to stop rini’s moon symbol from activating without either serena nor rini noticing what was happening. The reason luna-p did this was because after seeing what rini had done, realized rini needed to be tot a lession. After rini’s moon beam was stop serena countinued to spank rini and gave her 6 more swats on her poor poor buttom.
Tagged with: #Sailor Moon #submission #fanfic #Fetish #Splelngi #Gramer #Just Plain Gross #Underage Sexual Liasons #Chibi-Usa #Rini #Anonymous
Ami was one of those girls who needed to study her ass off to get to where she was, whereas [my OC is] just genuinely smart.
Nope
Tagged with: #Author's Notes #fanfic #bad fanfic #Sailor Moon #Sailor Mercury #Ami #Amy #''Original'' Character #Oh #Out of Character
Anonymous asked: Should we avoid submitting fics which are known for creating drama? There's a couple I would like to submit, but the authors have a tendency to complain when their work is critiqued/snarked, and their styles are fairly recognizable. I have a feeling they would know if their work ended up on here even if I removed all the identifying information. As bad as I think their fics are, I’d like to avoid starting a fight.
I am more than prepared to handle a fight, if the fic is truly THAT bad. Submit it and see; if it’s just mediocre or if it’s not bad enough to warrant ALL THE DRAMA, I just won’t publish it. But if it is, s’long as all the names and stuff are removed, I got your back.
Evil is approaching fast. Can the Scouts defeat the evil or will the evil destory them?
I would not hesitate at all to call the things on this blog “destories”, and yes, they are definitely evil.
Tagged with: #Sailor Moon #Splelngi #fanfic #Accidental Double Meaning
Stalking is romantic! Mamoru is an Idiot
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/308211/1/Dont_be_Afraid_to_Love
(In my defense, I was fifteen when I wrote this wreck.)
I think my favourite part of this is that the guy who is violent is called “Violent”.
Thankyou for submitting your own fic! Here’s your +1 Internets:
(Source: sailormuse)
Tagged with: #Self Submitted #Out of Character #Kawaii Baka Neko #DRAMA!!! #Think of the Children #Shipping #Sailor Moon #fanfic #submission
Original character names have been changed. This is only an excerpt and not the full fanfiction. The following is NSFW.
(Source: lolrumu)
Tagged with: #Artemis #Furries #Infamous Badfic #Just Plain Gross #NSFW #Oh #Sailor Moon #Underage Sexual Liasons #fanfic #submission #Gramer #Splelngi
