CHOU VERY BAD Sailor Moon Fanfiction
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Reblogged from casistrophic
In this fic, Serena reveals that she is actually a super-genius and never loved Darien, and was insanely happy whenever he died.
They all want me married to that rose wielding buffoon. If you haven’t guessed by now this is Serena Tsukino, and I want my life to be different. Look what happened when I was forced into nearly marrying him during the Silver Millennium, Beryl destroyed everything, which I didn’t want him anyhow, she could have had him back.
I cheered internally when Beryl caught him, I damn near danced for joy when I sensed Galaxia kill him, and yes, I knew he was dead, I played dumb for my scouts.
She also has one hell of a potty mouth!
I hated [Endymion] in my former life, I had already fallen for someone else and my bitch mother had him killed off to make room for me to get married to Endymion, which would have never happened anyhow, I’d’ve killed myself first.
Also, apparently mean ol’ Darien is the direct cause of her clumsiness because of gravity.
I use up so much power and have so much that I need food energy almost constantly in order to be able to function, all those bad grades are just for show. I’m a genius, I just act normal in order to protect those I care about the most. Apparently no one can see through my act. I know for damn sure that Darien is the one that has been the cause of my clumsiness, I’ll admit Earth’s gravity gives me a little bit of a problem, but not to the extent it’s been made out to be.
This is not elaborated on.
Eventually we are left to assume the scene has moved, with absolutely no transition, from Serena’s internal fourth-wall-breaking monologue of her inner torment to hanging with the gang. And Darien.
I deftly sidestep Darien and ignore him until I finally snap after he pesters me with wanting to know why I was ignoring him and why I didn’t klutz out, ” You know what, Darien, I’ve had it, this relationship is over! You treat me like a possession and not a person, you’ve never once asked my opinion on anything, you never take me seriously, and I just can’t stand you! “
If you think this is a little out of character, wait until you see Darien’s response!
The girls stare at me stunned while Darien’s face turns red, ” You little bitch, you think I’m going to let you walk away from me! “
I stare back at him hard, ” Take your best shot, Endymion. I could easily kick your ass, I just elect not to. “
His dark blue eyes gaze into mine coldly, ” Like hell you can, whore. “
Remember how she was in love with ‘someone else’ in the Silver Millennium, before her total bitch mother Queen Serenity killed him off?
That was Ryo Sanada.
From Ronin Warriors.
Darien went flying before I could do anything, ” Thanks for that, Rowen, so does this mean the others are close by? ” I say.
The blue haired male teen grins, ” Yeah, not far, I heard about the commotion first and when I heard tha descriptions of those involved I knew I ‘ad ta check dis out f’ah myself. “
After Serena was saved by Rowen, a man who only just remembered he had an accent, she states a few facts -
” Needed him to save the Earth. Hey, I just kicked him to the curb, but he’s not staying there, that’s his hang up, not mine. ” I state.
” Darien, allow me to introduce you to Ryo Sanada, Warrior of Wildfire, wielder of the Inferno Armor, and most importantly the rightful heir to the Terran throne and I’ve been dating him the entire time, we both knew I had to play the bitch queen’s game just until Galaxia and Chaos were dealt with. ” I state.
- and has no issue with being referred to as “a deal” that needed “sexual closing” by her boyfriend, which is entirely different from being called a whore by her other boyfriend;
” Yeah, with me at her side, well, Rena would have ended this a whole helluva a lot sooner. You always were a pansy, Endymion. You had to have Queen Serenity kill me and you still couldn’t close the deal with her daughter, could you? ” Ryo snaps.
” Get over it, Ryo. “
” Just kill him, please. ” I mutter.
I know what you’re thinking; this is the climax of the story, right? Awful, terrible boyfriend Darien is going to be horribly tortured by Ryo and some Shinigami, which is a totally rational response that clearly does not reflect any sort of internal issues of the author. That must be the end of this wish fulfillment.
I blink, ” Oh, my half-brother is going to love you, Ryo. He’s always wanted to torture Endy here. “
” Half-brother? ” Darien asks.
” Yeah, Prince Duo of Pluto, my half-brother through our father, Hades, Lord of the Underworld. ” I state firmly, my eyes flashing purple for a second.
Oh Serena! I mean, Rena! You are such a strikingly cool and angsty character! This was definitely proportional retribution and makes you really awesome and badass rather than absolutely terrifying.
At least someone here’s having a good day.
At least I’d kicked the worthless ass to the curb, he was going to be Sekmet’s lab rat and then I could help Shini torture him, all in all this had been a good day.
Reblogged from sailorfailures
An excerpt from Smile Books’ Sailor Moon #8 - Diamond’s Not Forever
Darien’s lips curled into a small smile.
“Good thinking, Andrew,” he drawled. “I guess your charming philosophy of giving as much love as possible actualyy comes in handy every once and a while.”
Andrew frowned. “Just because you’re not a people person doesn’t mean you have to make fun of me.”
“Being your best friend gives me that right.”
“Don’t start with me, Darien.”
“Andrew, it’s just how I show you I care.”
“A simple ‘I care’ would do.”
“I couldn’t say that. I’m not a people person, remember?”
Reblogged from sailorfailures
Raye: "I am happy for you. Darien I ask you to love and take care of her."
♥ Darien: "I already have."
♥ Raye: "What did Darien mean eariler about he has already taken care of you?"
♥ Serenity: "Last night he took off my clothes."
♥ Raye: "Did he take off your panties and bra too?"
♥ Serenity: "Yes."
♥ Raye: "Did he have sex with you?"
♥ Serenity: "Yes."
♥ Raye: "Did it feel good?"
♥ Serenity: "Yes it did."
They walked up behind and watched, this guy (Let it be known, people tend to think Amara is a dude so … deal with it stupids and people who are smart … good for you. *claps for smart people*.) When “he” finished he turned around.
“Hello ladies,” ‘he’ said with a small smile. “Want to try it?”
“I will!” Serena said excitedly, and sat in the chair opposite. (You all know how this ends, unless you came here to see what sailor moon is all about in that case you are retarted or mentally challanged. Take your pick.)
Brackets are the original author’s notes. I- what?
Rini was just entering the room where the scouts where sleeping after rini put sleeping postion in there tea. Rini was about to look for the sliver crystal, but what she didn’t know was that serena didn’t drink the tea and was waiting for her serena then grabbed rini from behind and picked her up for will you know. “guess what? I didn’t drink the tea”. Serena said. Rini then turned her head in shock. “sneaking that sleeping postion in the tea, you need to be spanked”. Serena said and thenwith 1 swat spanked rini’s buttom. Rini twiched in shock. “now tell me where your from and who you are, and why you are after the sliver crystal?” serena said. Serena slap rini’s poor buttom again which made tears to start to from in rini’s eyes. After a few seconds, there was no response from rini, and so serena slapped rini’s buttom again, which made rini start to cry her eyes out. “even if you do cry I wont forgive” serena said and once again slapped rini’s again which made rini cry even more. As the moon symbol began to appear on rini’s forehead, luna-p which rini dropped when serena grabbed her, was watching what was happening to rini and decided to use its powers to stop rini’s moon symbol from activating without either serena nor rini noticing what was happening. The reason luna-p did this was because after seeing what rini had done, realized rini needed to be tot a lession. After rini’s moon beam was stop serena countinued to spank rini and gave her 6 more swats on her poor poor buttom.
Ami was one of those girls who needed to study her ass off to get to where she was, whereas [my OC is] just genuinely smart.